Hello everybody hope u arenot like me i cant sleep so i surfe n . . I red those thing n i cant believe how some ppl are naturally born to be dumb
No judge in the world can stand this stupidity
Enough talking
Have fun
1..(Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.)
2….(Q: All your responses must be oral,
okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.)< poor dude
3..(Q: How old is your son — the one living
with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t
remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.)<stupid dude
4..(Q: What was the first thing your
husband said to you when he woke
that morning?
A: He said, ”Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.)<cheatin dude lol
5..(Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can
see pretty well, I think.)i guess old geezer
6..(Q: Do you know if your daughter has
ever been involved in the voodoo
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do. Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.) man thats funny
7..(Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year
old, how old is he?)<the judge is asking n i think his on crack
8..(Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year
old, how old is he?)<again the judge is stoned
9..(Q: So the date of conception (of the
baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that
time?)< only god knows he still on crack
10..(Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?)< what the hell is wrong with him
11.(Q: You say the stairs went down to the
basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up
also?) !
12.(Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and
had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?)man lol
13.(Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on
dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you
examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30
p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the
time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table
wondering why I was doing an autopsy)
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Lol
One hell of a judge !